MCHF was a SAHM (stay-at-home-mom) for a while, and then she decided to re-join the work force.

After about 2 years, she decided to go back to being a homemaker.

If you've ever been both, then you probably know that both jobs have their own challenges, and neither one is necessarily easier than the other.

Well, the other day I got this text from MCHF (it's almost a beatnik poem):
Start the bongos, Gilligan...


Housewife nightmares.

Spill laundry detergent down the front of you in the laundry room, strip down to underwear...

Blast!  

You finished all the laundry yesterday.  

Start running up the stairs to change, 

realize that you left all of the downstairs windows open.  

Use a tall laundry basket to cover your half naked body, 

walk up backwards so neighbors don't see your a**.  

Halfway up, you see the UPS man...

He did not make me sign for the package.  

I need a desk job. :)


*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*